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Rotterdam

The good stuff:

• It’s a heaven for bicycles. You can get everywhere on a bike and not be threatened  by other vehicles. Lots of parking spaces. Almost no hills (only suspension bridges).
• The days are longer so in the summer you can still catch some healing sun rays when coming late from work.
• The summers are colder so you don’t have to wear T-shirts all the time and still sweat like a pig.
• People are very tolerant and almost all of them speak English.
• Very colorful mixture of races and nationalities.
• High percentage of spank-able female asses among all races.
• Freedom of choice is on the highest level in all universe(talking about prostitution, substance consumption and vaccination).

The bad stuff:

• Way to much “in-your-face” Islam. You don’t even notice any other religions apart from old catholic/protestant churches.
• Houses resemble too much. Red bricks are everywhere and it’s easy to get lost.
• Straight people are not welcome at gay parties.
• Language is pretty weird(although it becomes rather interesting when you learn it).